brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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