can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she looked like the before picture.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
