Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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