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(312): View more from Illinois

i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.

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(631): View more from New York

the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.

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(773): View more from Illinois

If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance

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(507): View more from Minnesota

You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"

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(419): View more from Ohio

Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.

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(214): View more from Texas

This is my gift to your gina

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(630): View more from Illinois

I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."

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