She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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