i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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