Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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