no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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