sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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