Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
