people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm both gender and math confused
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