dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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