id be glad to
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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