So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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