talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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