Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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