My first STD was from a foam party
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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