Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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