...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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