she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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