A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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