I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I will be naked everywhere
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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