Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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