How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Randomize
