Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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