The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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