i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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