Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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