In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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