Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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