There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
