My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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