Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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