you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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