there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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