you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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