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(678): View more from Georgia

why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?

(770): View more from Georgia

I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

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(973): View more from New Jersey

this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg

(1-973): View more from New Jersey

gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?

(973): View more from New Jersey

yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars

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(817): View more from Texas

Do you have any booze?

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Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...

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(585): View more from New York

I think I'm pregnant again.

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or as we call it, thursday.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.

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