Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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