there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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