turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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