Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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