Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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