we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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