I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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