I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Your tits are I can't wait for
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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