Porn is love you can see.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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