There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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