Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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