my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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