do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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