Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to have your abortion
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
