Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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