when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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