i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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