What a fucking waste of an outfit
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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