My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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